Live Fast Eat Ass Graphic Tee in Black
$52.99 Original price was: $52.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee for those who live life on their own terms. Wear your attitude proudly in this classic black cotton shirt.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | XL |
| Material | Cotton |
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The XL Black Statement Shirt That Says It All — No Apologies
Some women whisper. This cotton black graphic tee from Assholes Live Forever speaks at full volume. Cut in a relaxed XL fit with a bold “Live Fast Eat Ass” print, it pairs with anything and explains everything. Wear it like you mean it — because you do.
XL Black Statement Shirt Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this bold cotton tee before it earns permanent residency in your rotation.
Pure Cotton Build
- 100% cotton construction
- Soft, breathable everyday wear
- Holds shape wash after wash
Bold Black Colorway
- Rich black base — pairs with everything
- Graphic stays crisp over time
- No-fuss styling foundation
XL Relaxed Fit
- Generous XL cut for easy movement
- No cling, no restriction
- Comfortable all-day wear
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Turn inside out to protect graphic
- No bleach — keeps black rich
Statement Graphic
- “Live Fast Eat Ass” front print
- Durable ink holds through washes
- Designed by Assholes Live Forever
Gift-Ready Appeal
- Ships in discreet plain brown box
- Fun gift for bold friends
- No awkward unboxing moments
XL Black Statement Shirt User Guide & Play Styles
Styling Your Black Graphic Tee for a Night Out or Casual Weekend
This women’s graphic shirt was built for the woman who dresses with intention. Pair the cotton statement shirt with your favorite dark jeans and sneakers for a low-effort, high-impact look. Layer it under an open flannel or oversized jacket to dial up the edge on a cool evening. The XL relaxed fit means it moves with you — not against you — whether you’re making an entrance or making a grocery run. Clean cotton comfort and a clean conscience: no ironing required. Browse the full lingerie and apparel collection for more pieces that own the room.
Gifting a Bold Black Tee — What Makes This One Work
Looking for something that lands harder than a gift card? This bold black tee delivers. The Assholes Live Forever brand is known for unapologetic graphics, and this cotton statement shirt is a perfect pick for the friend who appreciates humor with a little bite. The discreet plain-box shipping means it arrives with zero fanfare outside the package — all the surprise is on the inside. Body-safe cotton material keeps it comfortable and wash-friendly for the long haul. For more inspiration, check out the Her Pleasure shop for gift ideas she’ll actually use.
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🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

