Whether you’re treating yourself to a lighthearted solo night in or bringing the laughs to a bachelorette party, Johnny Wad is ready to deliver — no dinner required. This full-sized inflatable companion stands 5’2″ tall and arrives ready to be your most uncomplicated plus-one.

Material & Construction

Johnny Wad is made from body-safe PVC, a durable and widely trusted material for inflatable novelties. The beige finish gives a lifelike appearance, and the one-size inflatable design means he stores flat and discreetly when not in use. Simply inflate to your preferred firmness and he’s ready to go. The 9-inch penis is built into the doll and includes a pleasure hole so you can enjoy him in more ways than one. If you’re new to inflatable companions, PVC is easy to handle, lightweight, and forgiving — a great starting point.

How to Use

Inflate through the included valve until the doll reaches your desired firmness — firmer for more stability, softer for a more flexible feel. Use with your favorite water-based lubricant for the most comfortable experience with the pleasure hole. Johnny is equally at home as a gag-gift centerpiece or a genuine personal companion, so have fun with it. First-timers: start slow, use plenty of lube, and don’t over-inflate.

Care & Cleaning

After use, rinse the pleasure hole thoroughly with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner. Wipe the exterior surface of the PVC body with a damp cloth and allow to air-dry completely before deflating and storing. Keep away from sharp objects and store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight to prolong the life of the PVC material.

Discreet Shipping

Your order ships in a plain brown box with no product names, logos, or hints of what’s inside — just a regular package. We use 3-day USPS Priority Mail so Johnny arrives quickly, and orders of $69 or more ship completely free. Discreet Toys is proud to be a veteran-owned business, and we believe everyone deserves a judgment-free shopping experience from checkout to doorstep.