Good Dick Attached To A Good Man Graphic Tee – Black
$57.99 Original price was: $57.99.$34.99Current price is: $34.99.
Say it loud and wear it proudly — this bold cotton tee delivers a message worth sharing. Cut for a comfortable everyday fit in classic black.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | Small |
| Material | Cotton |
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The funny women’s graphic tee that says exactly what you’re thinking.
Some standards deserve to be worn out loud. This black cotton statement tee from Assholes Live Forever puts your expectations front and center — equal parts confident, witty, and completely unapologetic. Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this women’s slogan tee earns a laugh every single time.
Funny Women’s Graphic Tee Features & Specifications
Six reasons this black cotton graphic tee earns a permanent spot in your wardrobe.
Soft Cotton Build
- 100% soft cotton fabric
- Lightweight and breathable all day
- Holds shape wash after wash
Classic Black Base
- Bold black colorway
- Keeps the printed slogan front and center
- Pairs with everything
Small Women’s Fit
- Small sizing true to women’s cut
- Flattering silhouette, no guesswork
- Standard women’s proportions
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low to protect cotton
- No bleach — keeps graphic crisp
Memorable Gift Option
- Makes a genuinely funny, shareable gift
- Ships in a plain brown box
- Discreet billing on every order
Versatile Styling
- Tuck into high-waisted jeans or knot at hem
- Layer under a blazer or jacket
- Works casual or dressed up
Funny Women’s Graphic Tee User Guide & Play Styles
Wearing this black statement tee for a night out or casual day
This funny women’s graphic tee is made for every setting you’d want to make an impression in. Style it tucked into high-waisted jeans for a polished look, or knot the hem and pair it with leggings for an easy weekend vibe. The soft cotton material wears comfortably all day, and the bold black cotton base keeps the slogan sharp from brunch to bar. Explore more fun finds at the Her Pleasure collection or browse women’s accessories to complete the look.
Gifting this women’s slogan tee — what to know
A cotton graphic tee with a message this good basically gifts itself. It’s the kind of present that earns a real laugh and a “where did you get that?” — ideal for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or any occasion that calls for something bold and memorable. The small sizing fits a standard women’s cut, so sizing is straightforward. Every order ships in a plain brown box with discreet billing, so the surprise stays intact right up until they open it. For more inspiration, check out our guide on boosting confidence and intimacy.
More Accessories from Assholes Live Forever
Looking for more bold, playful pieces? Browse women’s accessories and statement styles at Discreet Toys.
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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At Your Door
2–5 business days on Standard, sooner with Priority or Express
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