When the party needs a moment nobody will stop talking about for years, these inflatable strap-on novelty boobs consistently earn the title of most-photographed prop of the night. Sized at a bold F cup with sculpted, erect details, they are equal parts ridiculous and iconic — exactly what a legendary send-off deserves.

Material & Construction

Made from phthalate-free PVC, these novelty boobs are built to survive the full arc of a bachelor party without cracking under pressure — literally. The inflatable design lets you dial in the firmness to your liking, and the beige tone gives them a surprisingly realistic silhouette once blown up. Each side features an adjustable strap measuring 15 inches, so they fit comfortably over a wide range of chest sizes without fussing with the fit mid-celebration. Waterproof construction means pool parties, hot tubs, and the inevitable spilled drink are all fair game.

How to Use

Inflate to your preferred firmness using the included valve, slip the adjustable straps over your shoulders, and fasten snugly. The 15-inch side straps accommodate most torso sizes with ease. Deflate completely after the party for flat, compact storage — they disappear into a bag as easily as they steal the spotlight on the dance floor.

Care & Cleaning

Wipe down the waterproof PVC surface with a damp cloth and mild soap after use. Rinse thoroughly, allow to dry completely before deflating and storing, and keep away from sharp objects to preserve the airtight seams. Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight to maintain the material over time.

Discreet Shipping

We ship every order in a plain brown box with no hint of the contents on the outside — the return address simply reads Discreet Toys. Orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping via 3-day USPS Priority Mail, so the surprise arrives right on schedule. As a veteran-owned retailer, we take your privacy and your trust seriously every single step of the way.