Fuck Water Thick 2oz Clear Water Based Lubricant
$22.99 Original price was: $22.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
Cheap lube doesn’t have to mean cheap experience. Fuck Water Thick is a clear, water based lubricant with a satisfying body-safe formula that won’t stain, irritate, or disappoint. Compatible with toys and condoms, easy to clean up, and ships in a plain unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.2 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Fuck Water |
| Color: | Clear |
| Volume | 2 – 3.4 oz |
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The easy, comfortable water based lubricant that makes intimate moments smoother and more enjoyable — right from the first use.
Fuck Water Thick 2oz is a beginner-friendly water based lubricant designed to make everything glide. This clear, fragrance-free formula is 5 times thicker than standard Fuck Water Clear, pH neutral, and safe for use with latex condoms and toys. No experience needed — just apply and go.
Fuck Water Thick 2oz Features & Specifications
Here is what makes this thick water based lubricant a reliable everyday essential.
5x Thicker Formula
- Hydroxyethylcellulose thickening agent
- 5x thicker than Fuck Water Clear
- Extra cushion and comfort built in
Natural Plant-Source Glycerin
- Pure plant-source glycerin base
- Silky smooth coverage on contact
- Budget-friendly, everyday comfort
Condom and Toy Safe
- Compatible with latex condoms
- Works with polyisoprene condoms
- Completely toy friendly formula
Vitamin E Moisture Boost
- Infused with vitamin E for moisture
- No desensitizers for soft tissue care
- Fragrance-free, gentle on skin
Shower-Friendly and Easy Cleanup
- Washes off skin and sheets easily
- pH neutral formula, body-safe
- Suitable for shower use
Material & Care
- Water-based: rinse clean with water
- Store in a cool, dry place
- Non-toxic, intimate wellness formula
Fuck Water Thick 2oz User Guide & Play Styles
A good first lubricant for solo and couples use
If you are new to using lubricant, fuck water thick 2oz is one of the easiest places to start. The apply-and-go design means there is no learning curve — open, apply, and let the silky smooth, clear formula do the work. It comes in the 2–3 oz volume range, making it compact enough for a bedside drawer or a travel bag. Whether you are exploring solo or trying something new with a partner for the first time, this water based lubricant keeps things comfortable without any fuss. The fragrance-free, pH neutral formula supports intimate wellness without irritation. For broader guidance on building a personal wellness routine, see our Wellness pillar guide.
Using a thick water based lubricant with toys and condoms
This thick water based lubricant is completely toy friendly and compatible with both latex and polyisoprene condoms, so it fits naturally into most play setups. The extra cushion from the hydroxyethylcellulose thickener makes it a solid pick among the best water based lubricants for anyone who wants a little more coverage without switching to silicone. It is also a practical choice as a water based lubricant for sex because it washes off skin and sheets easily — no staining, no lingering residue. Store the clear 2oz bottle in a cool dry place between uses and rinse with water when done. Explore the full range at our water-based lubricants collection.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

