Whether you’re new to pleasure toys or simply want a reliable hands-free option, the Egg Me On is designed to slip seamlessly into your routine — subtly shaped, quietly powerful, and completely in your control.

Material & Construction

The smooth oval body is crafted from body-safe, phthalate-free and latex-free silicone paired with ABS plastic — materials chosen for their skin-friendly feel and easy maintenance. The textured handle does double duty: it gives you a comfortable grip and serves as a built-in retrieval feature so confidence comes standard. Fully waterproof construction means bath time just got a serious upgrade.

How to Use

Charge the egg using the included USB cable before first use. Once ready, power it on and use the included remote — with a 30-foot range — to scroll through all 12 vibrating speeds and patterns at your own pace. The insertable length of 3.5 inches and 1.52-inch diameter are designed with beginners in mind, making this a welcoming introduction to remote-control play. Hand the remote to a partner or keep it yourself for complete, judgment-free solo exploration.

Care & Cleaning

Rinse the egg thoroughly with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after every use. Because it’s waterproof, there’s no need to worry about submerging it during cleaning. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. The remote takes a standard battery (included) — just wipe it down with a damp cloth rather than submerging it.

Discreet Shipping

Your order ships in a plain brown box with no hint of what’s inside — just the way it should be. We offer 3-day USPS Priority shipping, and orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping. Discreet Toys is a veteran-owned small business, and we take your privacy as seriously as you do.