Eat a Jar of St. Nicks Dicks 1lb

Original price was: $26.99.Current price is: $15.99.

Edible lube fun meets festive flair with Little Genie’s Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks — a full pound of flavored, body-safe candy lube that makes the perfect gag gift or playful treat. Ships in a plain, unmarked box with discreet billing. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

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Eat Jar St Nicks — Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks 1lb by Little Genie

The easiest, funniest way to eat jar st nicks dicks — all 1lb of them.

Private essentials make intimate moments smoother, easier, and more enjoyable — and sometimes those essentials are a full jar of sour phallic candy from Little Genie. No experience required. No explanation needed. Just crack the lid, pass the jar, and let the reactions do the work. This budget-friendly edible treat is a no-brainer first pick for anyone shopping the edibles aisle for the very first time.

Eat Jar St Nicks Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this 1lb jar of sour Little Genie candy before you unleash it on an unsuspecting crowd.

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1lb of Sour Phallic Candy

  • Full pound of phallic-shaped sweets
  • Sour enough to make faces pucker
  • Packed dense in an easy-grip jar
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Instant Gag Gift Ready

  • No wrapping or prep needed
  • Funny adult candy gift out of the box
  • Works solo or as a couples first-time laugh
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Versatile Everyday Use

  • Candy dish, trail mix, or pantry staple
  • Edible sex lube for sex? No — but edible fun, yes
  • Easy conversation starter anywhere
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Travel-Friendly Size

  • Compact jar fits carry-on or weekend bag
  • Lightweight for travel or gifting on the go
  • Budget-friendly price for stress-free travel treats
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Budget-Friendly Price

  • Best edible lube alternative? No — best edible laugh, yes
  • Low cost, high impact adult wellness gift
  • Fits any holiday or gag-gift budget
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Material & Care

  • Edible candy — no body-safe materials concern
  • Store in a cool, dry place after opening
  • Reseal jar lid to keep candy fresh

Eat Jar St Nicks User Guide & Play Styles

Your first time gifting something this ridiculous — and that’s perfectly okay.

If you’re new to the adult gift-giving game, eat jar st nicks is the ideal starting point — beginner-friendly, instantly understood, and zero awkward assembly required. Little Genie designed this easy-grip jar so anyone can grab it, pass it around, and watch the room light up. Fill a candy dish at the office, drop one in a gift bag, or keep it in your pantry for unexpected visitors who deserve a gentle reminder. For more ideas on pairing edible treats with your personal wellness routine, check out our Wellness pillar guide.

Sharing the jar — couples, friends, and everyone in between.

The lifestyle-couples-first crowd will appreciate that eat jar st nicks needs no instruction manual. Crack it open together, enjoy the sour candy, and let the moment feel easy and natural. The self-care wellness angle is simple: laughter is good for you. Whether you’re exploring the sexual enhancement section for the first time or just want a fun holiday candy gag gift, this 1lb jar from Little Genie delivers. Sour phallic candy that doubles as edible entertainment — no prior experience needed, judgment-free zone guaranteed.

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🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

It’s only freaky the first time.

Last updated · May 20, 2026

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No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Packed Discreetly

Plain box, no markings

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