Dirty Penis Candles
$18.99 Original price was: $18.99.$10.99Current price is: $10.99.
Five colorful penis-shaped candles ready to top your next naughty cake or cupcakes. A playful, budget-friendly pick that brings laughs and a little cheek to any couples’ celebration.
| Weight | 0.1 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 0.00 × 0.00 × 0.00 in |
| Brand: | Little Genie |
| Color: | Multi |
| Audience | Couples |
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The penis shaped candles that make every cake unforgettable
Trying something a little cheeky together doesn’t have to feel like a big deal. These multicolor Little Genie penis shaped candles bring instant laughs to bachelorette parties, birthday cakes, and couples nights in — no planning required, just light and enjoy.
Penis Shaped Candles Features & Specifications
Five festive novelty candles packed in one set — here’s what makes them work.
What’s Included
- 5 penis shaped candles per pack
- Assorted multicolor variety
- Ready to use out of the box
Multicolor Finish
- Bright, festive assorted colors
- Multi tones in every pack
- No two candles look the same
Party-Ready Style
- Fits standard cakes and cupcakes
- Upright novelty design
- Instant conversation starter
Material & Care
- Store in a cool, dry place
- Keep away from direct sunlight
- Single-use decorative candles
Penis Shaped Candles User Guide & Play Styles
Using penis shaped candles at a bachelorette or birthday party
These novelty penis candles from Little Genie are designed for exactly one job: making a room erupt. Press each multicolor candle into a frosted cake or cupcake just as you would any birthday candle, light them up, and let the reactions do the rest. The five-pack gives you enough to cover a full cupcake tower or cluster across a single celebration cake. Store any unused candles in a cool, dry place until party time so the material stays firm and colors stay vibrant. For more couples-occasion inspiration, browse our Couples Pleasure collection or explore the full range of romance candles.
More Romance Candles from Little Genie
Love the vibe? Browse more novelty and romance candles in our couples shop.
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