Dirty Penis Candles

Original price was: $18.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Five colorful penis-shaped candles ready to top your next naughty cake or cupcakes. A playful, budget-friendly pick that brings laughs and a little cheek to any couples’ celebration.

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Description

Penis Shaped Candles — Dirty Penis Candles by Little Genie

The penis shaped candles that make every cake unforgettable

Trying something a little cheeky together doesn’t have to feel like a big deal. These multicolor Little Genie penis shaped candles bring instant laughs to bachelorette parties, birthday cakes, and couples nights in — no planning required, just light and enjoy.

Penis Shaped Candles Features & Specifications

Five festive novelty candles packed in one set — here’s what makes them work.

What’s Included

  • 5 penis shaped candles per pack
  • Assorted multicolor variety
  • Ready to use out of the box

Multicolor Finish

  • Bright, festive assorted colors
  • Multi tones in every pack
  • No two candles look the same

Party-Ready Style

  • Fits standard cakes and cupcakes
  • Upright novelty design
  • Instant conversation starter

Material & Care

  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Keep away from direct sunlight
  • Single-use decorative candles

Penis Shaped Candles User Guide & Play Styles

Using penis shaped candles at a bachelorette or birthday party

These novelty penis candles from Little Genie are designed for exactly one job: making a room erupt. Press each multicolor candle into a frosted cake or cupcake just as you would any birthday candle, light them up, and let the reactions do the rest. The five-pack gives you enough to cover a full cupcake tower or cluster across a single celebration cake. Store any unused candles in a cool, dry place until party time so the material stays firm and colors stay vibrant. For more couples-occasion inspiration, browse our Couples Pleasure collection or explore the full range of romance candles.

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