Dicky Soap With Balls Cum Covered
$40.99 Original price was: $40.99.$23.99Current price is: $23.99.
A cheeky, body-safe novelty bar soap shaped for a laugh and lathered up for real daily use. Makes an unforgettable gag gift or a playful addition to any bathroom routine.
| Weight | 0.69 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 3.35 × 2.36 × 8.27 in |
| Brand: | Shots |
| Color: | Beige |
| Audience | Couples |
| Features | With Balls |
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The novelty bar soap gift that actually gets used — and gets everyone laughing.
Trying something playful together does not have to feel like a big deal. This Shots novelty bar soap gift arrives in a beige flesh-tone sculpt with a boldly frosted finish — equal parts funny and functional. Real lather, daily use, zero pretense. Wrap it up or set it on the counter; either way, it earns its laugh every single morning.
Novelty Bar Soap Gift Features & Specifications
Six reasons this novelty bar soap gift punches above its price tag — from the sculpted with-balls design to the discreet plain-box delivery.
Gift-Ready Sculpt
- Boldly sculpted with-balls form
- Beige flesh-tone finish
- Ships ready to gift or display
Real Daily-Use Soap
- Produces genuine lather
- Safe for hands and body
- Functional, not just decorative
Material & Care
- Solid bar soap — body-safe formula
- Store on a draining dish; keep dry between uses
- Cool, dry place if saving as a gift
Instant Conversation Starter
- Bold sculpted shape — unmistakable
- Perfect bachelorette or birthday gag gift
- Frosted finish for extra laughs
Shots Brand Quality
- Made by Shots — established novelty brand
- Consistent coloring and texture
- Quality bar for the price point
Discreet Shipping
- Plain brown box, no product names outside
- Discreet billing descriptor
- Free shipping on orders $69 or more
Novelty Bar Soap Gift User Guide & Play Styles
Why couples reach for this novelty bar soap gift as a low-key icebreaker.
Sometimes the lightest touch lands the hardest. Setting a funny bar soap gift on the bathroom counter is a subtle, zero-pressure way to bring a little humor into a shared space. The beige sculpt from Shots looks lifelike enough that guests do a double-take, and the with-balls detail keeps the joke going every morning. The bar washes clean, lasts through regular use, and cleans up as simply as any soap — no complicated care routine, just keep it on a draining dish so the material stays firm between washes. For more ideas on playful couple additions, browse the Couples Pleasure collection.
Gifting a novelty soap gift at a bachelorette party, birthday, or just-because occasion.
A Shots novelty bar soap gift wraps itself — the shape does all the talking before anyone even reads the label. Tuck it into a gift bag for a bachelorette party, a birthday, or a just-because drop-off for a friend with a good sense of humor. Because it is a working beige bar soap and not a single-use gag, recipients actually keep it and use it, which makes this funny bar soap gift genuinely memorable. Find more bath-and-body options in our Bath and Body shop.
More Novelty Gifts from Shots
Explore more playful picks from Shots and the full couples bath-and-body range at Discreet Toys.
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label. Free Standard Shipping applies automatically at checkout, no code needed. Every order ships within 1 business day in a plain brown box.
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Delivery days count from the day your order ships. They're estimates, not guarantees. Orders of $200 or more may be held up to 3 business days for verification before they ship. Packages over 5 lb add a weight-based charge, shown at checkout before you pay. Read the full shipping policy
Plain Brown Box
No logos and no product names on the box. The label never says Discreet.toys or what's inside.
Discreet Billing
Your card statement shows DT WELLNESS STORE, never Discreet Toys or what you bought.
Tracking by Email
We email your tracking number once your order ships.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
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Packed Discreetly
Plain brown box, discreet label
Ships in 1 Business Day
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
2–5 business days on Standard, sooner with Priority or Express
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Your secret is safe with us, from checkout to doorstep. Questions? Text 813-602-2480 or email contactus@discreet.toys. It's only freaky the first time.

