Dickheads Groom Spread Knife – Black Metal Spreader
$23.99 Original price was: $23.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
Turn your next charcuterie board into the life of the party with this cheeky groom-themed spreader knife. A crowd-pleasing bachelorette centerpiece that doubles as a keepsake.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Shots |
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Couples |
| Material | Metal |
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The novelty spreader knife that steals the charcuterie board — and every conversation around it.
Fun gifts feel even better when they land with a laugh. This black metal spreader knife by Shots is equal parts functional kitchenware and instant party prop — set it out, step back, and watch the room react. Works beautifully for couples showers, bachelorette spreads, or any gathering that could use a cheeky centerpiece.
Novelty Spreader Knife Features & Specifications
Built from solid metal with a bold black finish, this spreader knife by Shots is designed to actually work — and to turn heads doing it.
Solid Black Metal Build
- Sturdy metal construction
- Sleek black finish throughout
- No flimsy plastic components
Real Spreading Function
- Handles soft cheeses and dips
- Standard spreader knife shape
- Party-ready and fully functional
Conversation Starter Design
- Bold novelty styling by Shots
- Instant charcuterie centerpiece
- Guests will want to take it home
Material & Care
- Metal — hand wash, warm soapy water
- Dry thoroughly after each use
- Avoid prolonged soaking or abrasives
Novelty Spreader Knife User Guide & Play Styles
Why this black metal spreader knife works as a bachelorette or couples shower gift
Picking a gift that gets genuine laughs without landing awkwardly is harder than it sounds. This party spreader knife by Shots hits that sweet spot — it looks like a real kitchen tool (because it is one), ships in a plain brown box, and only reveals its charm when it’s set out on the table. Pair it with a charcuterie board spread for the bachelorette or couples shower crowd and let the metal novelty design do the talking. The black metal material means it photographs well and holds up long after the party ends.
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Tracking emailed to you
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3 business days, average
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