Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe NaughtyVibes Greeting Card
$27.99 Original price was: $27.99.$16.99Current price is: $16.99.
A greeting card that keeps the fun going long after it’s opened — this cheeky card bundles a heartfelt (and hilarious) message with a Honey Stinger Rock Candy Bullet Vibrator tucked right inside.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Rock Candy |
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Couples |
| Features | Vibrating |
Only 2 left in stock
The naughty greeting card gift that keeps on giving — literally.
Some cards end up in the recycling bin. This Rock Candy NaughtyVibes card comes with a black bullet vibrator and vibrator wipes tucked inside, so the fun starts the moment it’s opened. A complete, ready-to-enjoy couples greeting card gift that ships discreetly to any door.
Naughty Greeting Card Gift Features & Specifications
Everything in one resealable package — the card, the envelope, the vibrator, and the wipes.
Card & Packaging
- A2 size: 4.25″ × 5.5″
- Includes matching envelope
- Resealable plastic sleeve, branded sticker
Vibrating Bonus Gift
- Honey Stinger Rock Candy bullet vibrator included
- Black finish, vibrating sensations
- Compact and travel-friendly
Ready-to-Use Kit
- Vibrator wipes included for instant use
- Instructions printed on card back
- No extra accessories needed
Cleaning & Care
- Use included wipes before and after
- Clean bullet with warm water and toy cleaner
- Store in resealable sleeve between uses
Gift-Ready Design
- Giftable straight from the package
- Bold “Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe” message
- Ships in a plain brown box
Couples-Friendly Format
- Sized for solo or couples exploration
- Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, anniversaries
- Warm, playful tone for any occasion
Naughty Greeting Card Gift User Guide & Play Styles
The vibrating greeting card gift that works for any occasion
Birthdays, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, or just-because moments — this Rock Candy naughty card gift fits them all. Hand it over like any card and let the recipient discover the Honey Stinger bullet vibrator tucked inside. The bold “Dick Don’t Kill My Vibe” message sets a playful tone before the real surprise even lands. For couples exploring a fun shared gift together, this couples greeting card gift delivers a laugh and something genuinely usable. Clean, wrapped, and ready — no assembly required. Browse more fun options in our party games gift shop for your next celebration.
Why a bullet vibrator gift card beats the generic option
Most naughty gifts are novelty-only — this one includes a working black bullet vibrator with vibrating sensations, plus vibrator wipes so the material stays clean from the first use. The resealable plastic sleeve keeps everything neat and giftable. Whether you’re shopping for a close friend or a partner, this funny adult gift card is a complete package — no awkward gift bag stuffing needed. For more ideas on what to explore together, check out couples pleasure at Discreet Toys.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

