Cheap Thrills the Soldier – Tan
$45.99 Original price was: $45.99.$26.99Current price is: $26.99.
Best male masturbation toys don’t have to break the bank. The Cheap Thrills The Soldier by CalExotics is a soft, realistic pocket pussy designed for satisfying solo sessions. Affordable, body-safe, and ready to ship in a plain brown box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 1.15 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 8.25 × 3.75 in |
| Brand: | CalExotics |
| Audience | Men |
| Color: | Beige |
| Features | Realistic Feel |
| Size: | Small |
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The Cheap Thrills Soldier: an easy, satisfying first step into male masturbators
Keep it private, keep it fun, and enjoy the moment — the cheap thrills soldier from CalExotics is built for exactly that. This tan, realistic male masturbator wraps you in ultra-soft Pure Skin material with a tight, textured chamber and a closed end that builds serious suction. No experience required — just get comfortable and let the sensation do the work.
Cheap Thrills Soldier Features & Specifications
Six reasons the cheap thrills soldier earns its place in the small-size masturbator category — without the premium price tag.
Realistic Pure Skin Feel
- Ultra-soft Pure Skin material
- Tan tone mimics real skin texture
- Detailed, lifelike anatomical design
Closed-End Suction
- Sealed end builds intense suction
- Amplifies every stroke’s sensation
- Consistent grip from start to finish
Soft, Tight & Stretchy Grip
- Stretchy sleeve fits most sizes
- Tight tightness enhances rhythm
- Soft feel on every pass
Multi-Textured Interior Chamber
- Intricate inner texture pattern
- Maximizes sensation with each stroke
- Realistic feel throughout
Solid, Weighty Build
- Weighs over 1 lb / 0.45 kg
- Substantial grip for easy handling
- Small-size form, satisfying weight
Material & Care
- Rinse with warm water after each use
- Use water-based toy cleaner only
- Air dry fully before storage
Cheap Thrills Soldier User Guide & Play Styles
Getting started: why this is a great first male masturbator
If you’re new to male sex toy masturbators, the cheap thrills soldier is a genuinely easy place to start. The stretchy Pure Skin sleeve requires no complicated setup — just add a drop of water-based lubricant for a smoother feel, and the closed end handles the rest by building suction naturally with each stroke. The realistic tan design from CalExotics makes it feel familiar rather than intimidating, and the budget-friendly price means there’s no pressure to overthink it. Clean up is simple: rinse with warm water and air dry. Explore more solo ideas at our His Pleasure pillar guide.
Solo sessions: rhythm, grip, and sensation
For solo wellness on your own schedule, the cheap thrills soldier delivers a male masturbator sex toys experience that focuses purely on feel. Work with the tightness and texture — short strokes build suction fast while longer strokes let you explore the full multi-textured chamber. The over-1-lb weight keeps it stable in hand, and the stretchy grip adapts to your rhythm without fuss. This is best male masturbator territory for men who want straightforward, satisfying sensation without a complicated learning curve. Browse the full celebrity body mold collection for similar styles.
More Masturbators from CalExotics
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Last updated · May 19, 2026
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