Cheap Thrills – the Mermaid – Teal
$28.99 Original price was: $28.99.$16.99Current price is: $16.99.
Pocket pussy pleasure made easy — the Cheap Thrills Mermaid by CalExotics is a soft, stretchy male masturbator built for first-timers and seasoned explorers alike. Affordable, body-safe, and ships in a plain unmarked box. No judgment, no fuss. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.75 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 5.5 × 3 in |
| Brand: | CalExotics |
| Audience | Men |
| Color: | Blue |
| Features | Suction |
| Size: | Small |
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The Cheap Thrills Mermaid — an easy, satisfying first male masturbator
Private fun starts with curiosity and ends in satisfaction, and the cheap thrills mermaid makes that first step feel completely natural. This CalExotics pocket pussy delivers soft tightness, a textured chamber, and closed-end suction in a small, budget-friendly sleeve — no experience needed, no complicated setup. Just unwrap, explore, and enjoy.
Cheap Thrills Mermaid Features & Specifications
Everything built into the cheap thrills mermaid is designed to maximize sensation while keeping the experience intuitive and stress-free.
Closed-End Suction
- Sealed end creates superior suction
- Intensifies sensation with every stroke
- Draws you deeper for full grip
Textured Inner Chamber
- Multi-textured walls enhance stimulation
- Varied texture pattern boosts sensation
- Designed for male sex toy masturbation
Soft, Stretchy Fit
- Tight, stretchy sleeve hugs naturally
- Conforms to your grip and rhythm
- Ultra-soft feel from first use
Compact Small Size
- Comes in the small-size range
- Measures 5.5″ x 3″ — easy to store
- Travel-discreet and drawer-friendly
Budget-Friendly Entry Point
- Best male masturbator toy at low cost
- Ideal for solo wellness on a budget
- No compromise on core sensation
Material & Care
- Pure Skin material — rinse after each use
- Maintenance-free design, quick cleanup
- Store dry; avoid silicone-based lubricants
Cheap Thrills Mermaid User Guide & Play Styles
Good first toy for solo pleasure: what to expect from the cheap thrills mermaid
If you’re new to male masturbator sex toys, the cheap thrills mermaid is one of the easiest starting points out there — no buttons, no charging, no learning curve. Slide in, let the tight Pure Skin sleeve and textured chamber do the work, and adjust your grip and rhythm to dial in the sensation. The closed-end design builds suction naturally as you stroke, making the experience feel intuitive right away. Keep a water-based lubricant handy for the best feel, and give the sleeve a quick rinse after each session — the maintenance-free material makes cleanup simple. Explore our pussy masturbators collection for similar beginner-friendly options.
Solo travel sessions with a compact male masturbator
The small size of this CalExotics sleeve makes it a practical choice for travel or discreet at-home storage. At 5.5″ x 3″, it tucks into a bag or bedside drawer without taking up space. The desire for incognito intimacy is easy to satisfy here — there’s no power source, no noise, and no telltale bulk. For deeper guidance on getting the most from your sleeve, read our guide to masturbators covering technique, lube tips, and care basics.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 19, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

