Cheap Thrills – the Farm Girl

Original price was: $26.99.Current price is: $15.99.

3D realistic vagina pocket pussy sex toy for male masturbator fans who want lifelike texture without the premium price tag. The CalExotics Country Girl delivers a snug, anatomically accurate feel in a body-safe, super-soft sleeve. Ships fast in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

Weight0.45 oz
Dimensions4 × 2 × 1 in
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UPC716770088819
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Description

Cheap Thrills the Farm — Pocket Pussy Masturbator by CalExotics

Cheap Thrills the Farm — an easy, satisfying first male masturbator

Private fun starts with curiosity and ends in satisfaction, and cheap thrills the farm makes that first step effortless. This CalExotics pocket pussy delivers an ultra-soft, stretchy grip and intense suction in a small-size format that’s intuitive right out of the box — no experience required.

Cheap Thrills the Farm Features & Specifications

Six reasons this beginner male masturbator punches well above its budget price point.

Tight Textured Chamber

  • Ultra-tight inner texture for intense sensation
  • Designed for deep, enveloping stimulation
  • Delivers powerful suction on every stroke

Super-Soft Stretchy Grip

  • Ultra-silky, pliable sleeve material
  • Stretches to fit comfortably
  • Soft feel on every pass

Anatomical Beige Opening

  • Hand-painted pink anatomical detail
  • Realistic male masturbator with anatomical opening
  • Lifelike look in a beige finish

Beginner & Experienced Friendly

  • Ideal for first-time users
  • Good first toy for solo wellness
  • Experienced users love the tight rhythm too

Budget-Friendly Solo Pleasure

  • Budget price point, serious sensation
  • Best male masturbator toy at this value
  • Small size, easy to store discreetly

Material & Care

  • Unscented, non-toxic intimate product sleeve
  • Rinse with warm water after each use
  • Air dry fully before storing in a cool, dry place

Cheap Thrills the Farm User Guide & Play Styles

Your first male sex toy — keep it simple, feel great

If you’ve never tried a male masturbator sex toy before, cheap thrills the farm is about as low-barrier as it gets. The pliable chamber slides on easily — just add a little water-based lube, let the tightness and texture do the work, and find your rhythm. The sleeve’s soft, stretchy feel means there’s no awkward adjustment period. For solo wellness on your own schedule, this CalExotics pocket pussy fits quietly in a drawer and ships in a plain brown box, so your privacy stays fully intact. The non-toxic materials keep cleanup simple: a warm-water rinse is all it needs.

Solo sessions at home or on the go

Compact and discreet, cheap thrills the farm suits both bedside use and travel. The small-size build slips into a bag without a second thought — ideal for anyone who values male intimate care away from home. The intense suction chamber rewards a slow, deliberate stroke as much as a faster tempo, so you can dial in exactly the sensation and grip you prefer. Whether you’re just exploring male sex toys for the first time or adding a budget-friendly option to the rotation, this masturbator delivers real satisfaction. For a deeper look at choosing and using these toys, check out our guide to masturbators. Browse the full range at our pocket pussy category.

Plain-Box Shipping
3-Day Delivery
Veteran Owned
Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

It’s only freaky the first time.

Last updated · May 19, 2026

Shipping & Delivery
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