Boneyard Skwert
$16.95
Best water based anal lubricant application just got smarter. The Boneyard Skwert converts any standard water bottle into a precise, no-mess lube applicator — perfect for anal play prep. Body-safe, hygienic, and built to make your routine effortless. Veteran-owned and operated, ships fast in a plain brown box. Your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.05 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 1 × 1 × 1 in |
| Brand: | Boneyard |
| Color: | Blue |
| Features | Squirting |
| Audience | Backdoor |
| UPC | 666987004013 |
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The Boneyard Skwert: Easy, Comfortable Backdoor Prep for Beginners
Explore something new with comfort, confidence, and privacy — the Boneyard Skwert is a no-fuss squirting nozzle that screws onto most standard water bottles, turning everyday items into a simple enema tool. It’s beginner-friendly, budget-friendly, and designed to make anal prep feel easy rather than intimidating.
Boneyard Skwert Features & Specifications
Everything the Boneyard Skwert offers — practical, straightforward, and built for smooth solo prep.
Squirting Bottle Conversion
- Fits most standard bottle sizes
- No-leak squirting design
- Easy solo use at home
Tapered Nozzle Fit
- Durable 3-inch plastic nozzle
- Tapered for gentle, comfortable ease-in
- Smooth finish for beginners
Sanitary Travel Cap
- Includes sanitary storage cap
- Discreet travel-ready design
- Blue color for easy identification
Material & Care
- Durable plastic build, lubricant safe
- Rinse with warm water after each use
- Store with cap on for hygiene
Boneyard Skwert User Guide & Play Styles
First-Time Backdoor Prep Made Simple with the Boneyard Skwert
If you’re new to anal play, the boneyard skwert removes one of the biggest mental hurdles: prep. This beginner anal douche attachment screws onto a standard water bottle you already own — no special equipment needed. The tapered 3-inch nozzle eases in gently, and the no-leak squirting design gives you control over flow. Fill, attach, and you’re ready. It’s a comfortable, intuitive first step toward confident solo backdoor exploration. Keep the sanitary cap on between uses for intimate hygiene and easy storage. For a fuller introduction to backdoor play, check out our Backdoor Pleasure pillar guide. Browse the full range at our anal supplies collection.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Last updated · May 18, 2026
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

