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    Big Pecker Sports Bottle 16 Oz

    Original price was: $20.99.Current price is: $11.99.

    Big pecker energy meets everyday hydration in this 16 oz novelty dildo sports bottle by Hott Products. Shaped like a curved dildo with a suction cup base, it doubles as a gag gift and a conversation starter. Ships fast in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.

    Weight0.15 oz
    Dimensions6 × 4 in
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    Volume16+ oz
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    Big Pecker Sports — Big Pecker Sports Bottle 16 Oz by Hott Products

    The Big Pecker Sports Bottle That Makes Hydration Hilarious

    Private pleasure should feel fun, easy, and completely yours — and this big pecker sports bottle from Hott Products delivers exactly that energy. The beige, 16-oz-plus drinkware brings a hilarious pecker shape to every sip, making it the go-to gag gift for bachelorette parties, solo laughs, or any gathering where a realistic feel and sturdy design steal the show.

    Big Pecker Sports Features & Specifications

    Everything you need to know about this Hott Products novelty bottle — capacity, design, and care at a glance.

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    16-Oz-Plus Capacity

    • Holds 16-oz-plus of any beverage
    • Sports-top lid locks in freshness
    • Sturdy design built to last
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    Hilarious Pecker Shape

    • Realistic feel, beige novelty finish
    • Pecker shape sparks instant laughs
    • Perfect for bachelorette gatherings
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    Ready-to-Gift Novelty

    • Budget-friendly gag gift choice
    • Fill with any favorite beverage
    • Great solo or party favor use
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    Cleaning & Care

    • Rinse thoroughly after each use
    • Hand-wash with warm soapy water
    • Air-dry before storing upright

    Big Pecker Sports User Guide & Play Styles

    Solo Fun and Party-Ready: Getting the Most from Your Big Pecker Sports Bottle

    Already past the basics and ready to level up your novelty game? The big pecker sports bottle is the kind of confident, conversation-starting piece that fits a solo self-care night or a full bachelorette squad equally well. Its sturdy design and 16-oz-plus volume mean you can fill it with your favorite beverage and let the hilarious pecker shape do the talking. The beige realistic feel adds just enough detail to get the room going — no over-explaining required. Keep it clean with a quick hand-wash between uses and store upright so the sports-top stays fresh. For more ideas on pairing novelty pieces with personal wellness, check out our benefits guide for dildo users. Browse the full Realistic Dildos collection or explore Dildos & Dongs for more Hott Products picks.

    More Novelty Picks from Hott Products

    Love the big pecker sports vibe? Hott Products brings the same playful energy to gag gifts, party favors, and novelty drinkware across our Her Shop catalog.

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    Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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    Last updated · May 20, 2026

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