Bag of Fucks I Have to Give Bag of 25 Count

Original price was: $28.99.Current price is: $16.99.

flavored condoms just got a whole lot more fun. The Bag of Fucks I Have to Give packs 25 individually wrapped candy pieces — each one a tiny burst of flavored lube goodness. Perfect for bachelorette parties, couples’ night in, or a cheeky gift. Veteran-owned and operated. Your secret is safe with us.

Weight0.2 oz
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Pack25-50 Pack
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Description

Bag of Fucks — I Have to Give Candy by Little Genie

The bag of fucks you actually want to give — fruit-flavored, funny, and gift-ready

Sometimes humor is the best gift. This Little Genie bag of fucks comes packed with 25 mini-packs of fruit-flavored middle-finger candy — a playful icebreaker that makes a statement without saying a word. Discreet care helps pleasure feel simple and stress-free, and this novelty treat ships quietly to your door in a plain brown box.

Bag of Fucks Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this fruit-flavored novelty candy from Little Genie — the gift that keeps them laughing.

25 Mini-Packs Included

  • Arrives as a 25-50-pack range
  • 25 individually wrapped mini-packs
  • Plenty to share or savour solo

Fruit-Flavored Candy Fingers

  • 5 fruit-flavored middle fingers per pack
  • Fun shape makes a playful statement
  • Sweet taste, memorable presentation

Gift-Ready Novelty Format

  • Beginner-friendly — no instructions needed
  • Perfect surprise for a friend or partner
  • Conversation-starting gift for any occasion

Budget-Friendly Fun

  • Budget price point, big laughs
  • Affordable treat-yourself or gifting option
  • Great value for a 25-pack novelty candy

Travel-Ready & Portable

  • Compact bag travels easily
  • Toss in a bag for parties or trips
  • Lightweight and easy to pack discreetly

Material & Care

  • Edible candy — no cleanup required
  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Check individual pack best-by dates

Bag of Fucks User Guide & Play Styles

Gifting the bag of fucks — the icebreaker that keeps on giving

Whether you’re shopping for a friend who needs a laugh or a couples-first-time addition to a date night, this Little Genie bag of fucks delivers the fun. The 25 mini-packs mean there’s enough to share across a group — pass them around as a party icebreaker or tuck one into a card for a memorable surprise. Each pack holds 5 fruit-flavored candy fingers, so the laughs come in waves. For couples exploring playful, low-pressure novelty treats together for the first time, this budget pick is an easy yes. Store in a cool, dry place between sessions to keep the candy fresh. Browse our edibles collection for more fun treats.

Treating yourself — self-care wellness with a sense of humor

Self-care wellness doesn’t have to be serious. The bag of fucks is the kind of treat you keep on the desk for a rough Tuesday or toss in a travel bag for the road. It’s a light, playful way to lean into the humor of everyday life without spending a lot. The fruit-flavored candy format means it fits neatly in the edible treats space — no prep, no fuss, just open a mini-pack and savour the taste of not giving a damn. For a deeper look at wellness picks that keep things fun and stress-free, check out our Wellness pillar guide.

More Novelty Edibles from Little Genie

Love the playful energy of this candy? Explore more novelty edibles and fun sexual enhancement treats in the Edibles shop or browse the full Sexual Enhancement range from Little Genie.

Plain-Box Shipping
3-Day Delivery
Veteran Owned
Body-Safe Materials

Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

It’s only freaky the first time.

Last updated · May 20, 2026

Shipping & Delivery
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