Assholes Live Forever Tee – Black

Original price was: $52.99.Current price is: $30.99.

A bold, unapologetic statement tee that wears your attitude proudly. Cut in classic cotton and finished in jet black, it’s the kind of shirt that needs no explanation.

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Black Large Slogan Tee — Assholes Live Forever

The black large slogan tee that says exactly what you’re thinking.

Some shirts stay quiet. This black cotton slogan tee does not. The Assholes Live Forever large graphic tee is wearable humor for women who have zero patience for pretense — pair it with denim, knot it at the hem, or tuck it under a blazer and let the message land when it lands.

Black Large Slogan Tee Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this black large slogan tee before it hits your cart.

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Bold Slogan Print

  • Centered graphic, fully legible
  • “Assholes Live Forever” print
  • No squinting for the punchline
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Black Cotton Build

  • Classic black colorway
  • Soft, everyday cotton fabric
  • Versatile — layers or stands alone
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Large Relaxed Fit

  • Large sizing, lived-in feel
  • Works knotted, tucked, or loose
  • Flattering on a range of frames
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Material & Care

  • Machine wash cold, like colors
  • Tumble dry low or lay flat
  • Iron inside-out; no bleach
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Gift-Ready Humor

  • Perfect for the woman who suffers no fools
  • Ships discreetly — plain brown box
  • Great birthday or just-because gift

Wardrobe Versatility

  • Pairs with high-waisted denim
  • Works casual or styled up
  • Blazer-layer makes it a slow reveal

Black Large Slogan Tee User Guide & Play Styles

Styling a black cotton slogan tee for everyday wear

The beauty of a large graphic tee built from cotton is how little effort it asks of you. Wear this black large slogan tee with high-waisted denim and sneakers for a casual Saturday, or knot it at the hem with wide-leg trousers for something sharper. The black colorway keeps the look clean so the slogan does all the heavy lifting. Clean cotton fabric means it washes easily — machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low to keep the print crisp and the black rich. Browse more lingerie and apparel to round out your wardrobe with pieces that match your energy.

Gifting this large slogan tee to the woman who speaks her mind

Know someone who has absolutely mastered the art of not suffering fools? This black cotton slogan tee in large is the gift that gets it. It ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so the reveal happens on her terms — not at the mailbox. For women who prefer body-safe, thoughtfully chosen picks, pair this tee with something from our Her Pleasure collection for a gift set that actually lands. Discreet shipping and a veteran-owned backstory make it easy to shop confidently.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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Discreet Billing

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3-Day Delivery

USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.

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Order Placed

Checkout in under 60 seconds

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Packed Discreetly

Plain box, no markings

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