Assholes Live Forever Tee – Black
$52.99 Original price was: $52.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee that wears your attitude proudly. Cut in classic cotton and finished in jet black, it’s the kind of shirt that needs no explanation.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | Large |
| Material | Cotton |
In stock
The black large slogan tee that says exactly what you’re thinking.
Some shirts stay quiet. This black cotton slogan tee does not. The Assholes Live Forever large graphic tee is wearable humor for women who have zero patience for pretense — pair it with denim, knot it at the hem, or tuck it under a blazer and let the message land when it lands.
Black Large Slogan Tee Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this black large slogan tee before it hits your cart.
Bold Slogan Print
- Centered graphic, fully legible
- “Assholes Live Forever” print
- No squinting for the punchline
Black Cotton Build
- Classic black colorway
- Soft, everyday cotton fabric
- Versatile — layers or stands alone
Large Relaxed Fit
- Large sizing, lived-in feel
- Works knotted, tucked, or loose
- Flattering on a range of frames
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, like colors
- Tumble dry low or lay flat
- Iron inside-out; no bleach
Gift-Ready Humor
- Perfect for the woman who suffers no fools
- Ships discreetly — plain brown box
- Great birthday or just-because gift
Wardrobe Versatility
- Pairs with high-waisted denim
- Works casual or styled up
- Blazer-layer makes it a slow reveal
Black Large Slogan Tee User Guide & Play Styles
Styling a black cotton slogan tee for everyday wear
The beauty of a large graphic tee built from cotton is how little effort it asks of you. Wear this black large slogan tee with high-waisted denim and sneakers for a casual Saturday, or knot it at the hem with wide-leg trousers for something sharper. The black colorway keeps the look clean so the slogan does all the heavy lifting. Clean cotton fabric means it washes easily — machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low to keep the print crisp and the black rich. Browse more lingerie and apparel to round out your wardrobe with pieces that match your energy.
Gifting this large slogan tee to the woman who speaks her mind
Know someone who has absolutely mastered the art of not suffering fools? This black cotton slogan tee in large is the gift that gets it. It ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so the reveal happens on her terms — not at the mailbox. For women who prefer body-safe, thoughtfully chosen picks, pair this tee with something from our Her Pleasure collection for a gift set that actually lands. Discreet shipping and a veteran-owned backstory make it easy to shop confidently.
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🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

