Assholes Live Forever T-Shirt in Black
$50.99 Original price was: $50.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee that says exactly what you’re thinking. Soft cotton comfort meets no-nonsense attitude in this classic black medium.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | Medium |
| Material | Cotton |
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The bold statement graphic tee black that says what everyone’s thinking
Some truths need no explanation — and this black cotton graphic tee wears one out loud. Cut in a comfortable medium fit from soft cotton, it’s the wardrobe piece that does the talking for you, whether you’re headed to brunch or just out the door.
Statement Graphic Tee Black Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this bold black cotton statement shirt before you add it to cart.
Soft Cotton Build
- 100% cotton construction
- Soft, breathable all-day wear
- Holds shape wash after wash
Classic Black Base
- Deep black keeps graphic sharp
- Versatile with any outfit
- Dress up or keep it casual
Medium Fit & Sizing
- True-to-size medium cut
- Relaxed, easy everyday fit
- Great for layering or solo wear
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Turn inside out to protect print
- No bleach — preserves cotton integrity
Gift-Ready Design
- Ships in a plain brown box
- No labels hinting at contents
- Perfect for a bold friend or yourself
Bold Graphic Print
- Iconic “Assholes Live Forever” slogan
- High-contrast print on black base
- Statement style, zero apology
Statement Graphic Tee Black User Guide & Play Styles
Styling this black cotton graphic tee for everyday wear
This women’s graphic tee black is built for real life. Layer the cotton statement shirt black under an open flannel for a laid-back weekend look, or let it stand alone as the unapologetic main character it clearly wants to be. The clean black base and bold print make it easy to clean up with dark jeans and boots — or keep it casual with sweats. Machine-wash cotton means you can wear it constantly and it won’t quit on you. Pair it with pieces from our accessories collection for a complete look that speaks for itself.
Wearing this bold statement tee as a gift or self-treat
Sometimes the most honest thing you can do is hand someone a tee that says what they’ve been thinking for years. This bold statement tee ships in discreet packaging — a plain brown box with no outside indication of contents — making it just as easy to gift as it is to keep. The medium fit and versatile cotton build mean it works for a wide range of body types. Whether it’s a birthday, a breakup celebration, or a Tuesday, this black cotton graphic tee delivers the message with warmth and humor. Browse more at our Her Pleasure shop for more finds worth celebrating.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

