Assholes Live Forever T-Shirt – Black
$51.99 Original price was: $51.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
A bold, unapologetic statement tee that says exactly what needs to be said. Soft cotton construction keeps you comfortable while the message does the talking.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | XL |
| Material | Cotton |
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The black XL novelty graphic tee that says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Some truths deserve chest-level real estate. This bold cotton statement tee delivers a no-nonsense message with a knowing wink — the kind of shirt that earns a second glance, a snort-laugh, and an instant fan. Wear it loud, style it your way, and let the print do the talking. Discreet, playful, and made for your pleasure.
Black XL Novelty Graphic Tee Features & Specifications
What you’re getting in this black XL novelty graphic tee — fabric, fit, graphic quality, and care at a glance.
Soft Cotton Build
- 100% cotton fabric construction
- Breathable, soft everyday wear
- Relaxed fit with comfortable drape
Bold Black Colorway
- Classic black base color
- High-contrast white graphic print
- Stays rich wash after wash
XL Sizing
- Cut for XL women’s fit
- Relaxed silhouette, easy to style
- Versatile tuck-or-untuck wear
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
- Turn inside out to protect graphic
- No bleach; avoid high heat
Gift-Ready Statement Piece
- Funny, bold gift for any occasion
- Arrives in discreet plain-brown box
- No identifying labels on packaging
Crisp Chest Graphic
- Clean print application across chest
- Text stays sharp after multiple washes
- No peeling or cracking under normal care
Black XL Novelty Graphic Tee User Guide & Play Styles
Styling this black cotton graphic tee for a night out or a casual weekend
The black cotton graphic tee is one of those wardrobe workhorses that punches well above its weight. Tuck it into high-waisted denim for a sharp going-out look, knot the hem over leggings for something more casual, or layer it under an open flannel when the temperature drops. The cotton material washes clean and stays soft, so it keeps looking fresh whether you reach for it every week or save it for the right moment. Pair it with the rest of your lingerie and accessories collection for a full bold-and-playful wardrobe vibe.
Gifting this funny statement shirt — what makes it land every time
A great gift hits the sweet spot between personal and unexpected — this funny statement shirt nails both. The xl novelty tee format means it arrives looking intentional, not random, and the bold graphic tee women in your life will immediately get the joke. It ships in a plain brown box with discreet billing, so even the delivery stays on-brand. No card needed; the chest print says it all. For more ideas on bold, playful picks, browse the full Her Pleasure collection.
More Novelty & Accessories from Discreet Toys
Looking for more bold, playful pieces? Explore our full accessories range for statement-making finds.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

