Sometimes the most playful shapes deliver the most memorable sensations — and the Albert Mushroom Tongue Vibrator is here to prove exactly that. Designed with a distinctive mushroom-shaped head and a featherlight silicone tongue, this little charmer targets every sweet spot with teasing, flickering precision.

Material & Construction

The business end is crafted from ultra-soft silicone — body-safe, skin-friendly, and wonderfully flexible so the tongue conforms naturally to your curves. The smooth, tactile finish feels luxurious against sensitive skin, and the compact form factor makes it easy to hold and guide with total control. A thoughtfully placed button near the base lets you cycle through multiple vibration patterns and speeds without interrupting the mood.

How to Use

Start by charging Albert fully via the included USB cable before your first session — a good habit that ensures you get every last vibration out of each use. Apply a small amount of your favorite water-based lubricant for an even silkier glide. Press the base button to power on, then work through the vibration modes until you find the rhythm that hits just right. The mushroom tongue is especially well-suited for circling, flicking, and hovering around your most sensitive areas. When you’re done, snap the included safety cap back on for clean, worry-free storage.

Care & Cleaning

Albert is fully waterproof, so cleanup is genuinely easy. Rinse it well under warm soapy water before and after every use, or spritz it with your preferred toy care fluid or foam. Pat dry thoroughly with a clean towel or fresh paper towel, making sure it’s completely dry before replacing the storage cap. Always pair it with water-based lubricant only to protect the silicone finish.

Discreet Shipping

Your Albert Mushroom Tongue Vibrator ships in a plain brown box with no identifying labels — nothing on the outside hints at what’s inside. We use USPS Priority Mail for 3-day delivery, and orders of $69 or more qualify for free shipping. Discreet Toys is a veteran-owned business, and we take your privacy as seriously as your satisfaction.