Big Ballers Brass Nuts Keychain

Never lose your keys again with this hefty solid-brass novelty keychain that doubles as the ultimate gag gift. Weighty, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh at any party.

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Brass Nuts Keychain — Big Ballers by XR Brands

Name: Brass Nuts Keychain Gag Gift | Discreet Toys
Brand: XR Brands
SKU: DTM-GGG-0182-YEL
Price: 12.99 USD
Availability: InStock

The brass nuts keychain that never goes unnoticed.

Some gag gifts land flat. This one earns a genuine laugh every single time. Cast from heavy solid brass in a warm yellow finish, the Big Ballers brass nuts keychain is weighty, real, and impossible to ignore — exactly what a good gag gift should be.

Brass Nuts Keychain Features & Specifications

Heavy brass build, nickel-free hardware, and one-size convenience — here is what makes this novelty keychain gift stand out.

Material & Care

Heavy solid brass, yellow metal finish
Wipe with dry or slightly damp cloth
Avoid prolonged moisture to protect color

Size & Fit

Under 4 inches overall footprint
One-size — attaches to any standard key ring
Compact enough for pockets and bags

XR Brands Quality

Solid cast brass — real weight and heft
Nickel-free metal attachment ring
No flimsy hardware or plastic parts

Gift-Ready & Discreet

Ships in a plain brown box
Perfect stocking stuffer or White Elephant pick
Ready to drop into any gift bag as-is

Brass Nuts Keychain User Guide & Play Styles

The gag gift that works for every occasion.

Bachelor parties, birthday bags, White Elephant exchanges — the novelty brass keychain from XR Brands fits them all. Slide your keys onto the nickel-free metal ring and hand it over. No assembly, no instructions, no batteries. The yellow metal finish and real brass material make this gag gift keychain feel premium enough to earn a second look before the laugh kicks in. It is a one-size piece that works with car keys, house keys, or any standard ring setup. For more gift ideas that arrive just as discreetly, browse our gift ideas landing or the full gag gifts shop — both ship in plain brown boxes.

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$7.95

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Big Ballers Brass Nuts Keychain

Brass Nuts Keychain — Big Ballers by XR Brands

The brass nuts keychain that never goes unnoticed.