Happy Peckers Penis Pillow – Small
$27.99 Original price was: $27.99.$15.99Current price is: $15.99.
This super soft, squishy novelty pillow brings the laughs wherever you take it — bachelorette parties, naughty sleepovers, or gifted to a friend who needs a little company. At 11.4 inches tall, it’s perfectly huggable and endlessly entertaining.
| Weight | 0.26 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | XR Brands |
| Color: | Beige |
| Audience | Couples |
| Size: | Small |
| Material | Polyester |
| Length: | 10 – 15.9 Inches |
The novelty penis pillow that earns a standing ovation at every bachelorette party
Fun gifts feel even better when they arrive discreetly — and the Happy Peckers novelty penis pillow by XR Brands delivers on both counts. Soft polyester inside and out, squishy enough to hug, and grinning wide enough to light up any room, this beige, small-size pecker pillow is built for group play and guaranteed laughs.
Novelty Penis Pillow Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about the Happy Peckers small novelty penis pillow from XR Brands — materials, size, care, and gift-ready details.
Material & Care
- Soft polyester shell and fill
- Machine wash cold, mild detergent
- Air dry — no special tools needed
Size & Dimensions
- Small size, 10–15 inch length range
- 11.4 in. tall × 5.6 in. wide × 4.3 in. deep
- Fits comfortably in arms or between knees
Color & Look
- Cheerful beige finish with happy grin
- Playful pecker design built for adult fun
- Stands out in any gift bag or party spread
Fabric & Construction
- 100% polyester inner fill for plush squish
- Soft outer layer, gentle against skin
- Holds shape after washing
Party & Group Play
- Instant conversation starter at bachelorettes
- White-elephant and naughty sleepover ready
- Grab multiples for group gifting fun
Gift-Ready & Discreet
- Ships in a plain brown box
- Discreet billing descriptor on every order
- Ships within 1-2 business days
Novelty Penis Pillow User Guide & Play Styles
The funny penis pillow gift that works every room
Some gifts get polite applause. This XR Brands small penis pillow gets genuine laughs. Whether it’s a bachelorette bash, a naughty sleepover, or a family white-elephant swap where someone always goes rogue, the novelty penis pillow earns its keep. Pass it around, prop it on a couch cushion, or wrap it up in tissue paper — the beige, grinning pecker does the comedic heavy lifting so you don’t have to. The machine-washable polyester material means it stays fresh for every future group occasion. For more ideas on bachelorette-ready picks, browse our bachelorette gift shop.
Everyday uses for a novelty pillow that never complains
When the party’s over, the fun doesn’t stop. Tuck this small novelty penis pillow between your knees for support, use it as a headrest during movie night, or let it grin from the couch as a permanent conversation piece. The soft polyester fill and 11.4-inch frame make it genuinely comfortable — this is a bachelorette penis pillow that doubles as an actual pillow. The clean-up is simple: machine wash in cold water with mild detergent, air dry, and it’s ready for its next outing. For a wider look at creative gift ideas, explore our full gift ideas collection.
More Novelty Gifts from XR Brands
Love the Happy Peckers vibe? Browse more party-ready novelty picks and bachelorette gifts at Discreet Toys.
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