Live Fast Eat Ass Graphic Tee in Black
$30.99
A bold cotton statement tee for those who live life unapologetically. Wear your attitude with this black graphic shirt from Assholes Live Forever.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Size: | Large, Medium, Small, XL |
| Color: | Black |
The bold black graphic statement tee women actually want to wear
Some moods call for a shirt that does the talking. This black cotton graphic statement tee for women prints “Live Fast Eat Ass” front and center — unapologetic, easy to style, and cut for comfort in a small fit. Wear it your way, let it speak for you.
Graphic Statement Tee Women Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this bold black cotton tee — fabric, fit, care, and style.
100% Cotton Build
- Soft, breathable cotton fabric
- Comfortable all-day wear
- Holds up wash after wash
Classic Black Colorway
- Versatile black base
- Pairs with jeans, shorts, layers
- Sharp, clean look
Small Women’s Fit
- Cut for a women’s small silhouette
- Casual, relaxed feel
- Tie at waist or wear loose
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, like colors
- Tumble dry low or lay flat
- Turn inside out to protect print
Bold Gift Pick
- Perfect for the bold personality
- Ships discreetly, plain brown box
- No gift wrapping needed
Statement Graphic Print
- “Live Fast Eat Ass” slogan front-center
- Crisp printed design
- Unapologetic, conversation-starting style
Graphic Statement Tee Women User Guide & Play Styles
Everyday styling for your bold black cotton statement tee
This graphic statement tee for women is made for the days you want your outfit to say something before you do. Pull on this small black cotton tee with your favorite jeans for a sharp casual look, tie it at the waist over bike shorts, or layer it under an open flannel when the temperature drops. The clean black base makes it easy to mix into any rotation — clean up the look with a blazer or keep it purely street. For more ways to express your style, explore the full Her Pleasure collection. The cotton material stays breathable all day and washes without fuss, so you can actually wear it regularly rather than saving it for a statement moment.
Gifting a bold graphic tee — what makes it work
A bold graphic statement tee for women makes one of the easiest, most personal gifts out there — especially when the recipient has a personality that doesn’t apologize for itself. The small women’s fit and classic black cotton construction mean it’s practical, not just a novelty. It arrives in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor, so even the delivery stays low-key. Pair it with something from the accessories section for a complete gift that lands. For more gift inspiration and intimate style ideas, check out our lingerie guide.
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⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

