Offensive Crayon Pack by Wood Rocket

Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $13.99.

A ‘colorfully’ named crayon pack that makes the perfect gag gift for any adult who appreciates humor as bold as their taste in entertainment. Expect eye-rolling color names and zero shame.

Weight0.3 oz
Dimensions4.5 × 2.5 × 1 in
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Offensive Adult Gag Gift — Offensive Crayon Pack by Wood Rocket

The offensive adult gag gift that guarantees a spit-take every time

Some gifts say “I know you well enough to make you blush and laugh at the same time.” Wood Rocket’s Offensive Crayon Pack says exactly that — loudly and without apology. Filthy color names, multi-color variety, and zero filter make this the novelty gag gift that keeps on giving long after the wrapping paper hits the floor.

Offensive Adult Gag Gift Features & Specifications

Everything that makes this funny adult gift from Wood Rocket land every single time.

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Iconic Dirty Color Names

  • Names like “Anal Bleach Peach”
  • “Just the Tip Teal” included
  • “I Think I’m Going to …Cream” too
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Multi-Color Variety Pack

  • Multi-color set of outrageous shades
  • Full pack of groan-worthy crayons
  • A shade for every raised eyebrow
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Instant Party Starter

  • Perfect for white elephant exchanges
  • Built for bachelorette parties
  • Works for any adult celebration
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Material & Care

  • Classic waxy crayon construction
  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Keep away from direct heat
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Discreet Plain-Box Shipping

  • Ships in plain brown box
  • No hint of contents outside
  • Reveal is all part of the fun
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Wood Rocket Quality

  • By novelty leader Wood Rocket
  • Consistently crowd-pleasing design
  • Trusted offensive gift brand

Offensive Adult Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles

The offensive adult gag gift that owns every white elephant exchange

Drop this funny adult gift into a white elephant pool and watch the room erupt. The Wood Rocket Offensive Crayon Pack earns its laughs the moment someone reads the color names aloud — no setup required. Tuck it into a gift bag with tissue paper and let those multi-color crayon names do all the heavy lifting. For couples shopping together for a friend’s birthday or holiday party, this novelty gag gift lands every time. Browse more ideas at our party games collection.

Gifting the offensive crayon gift at bachelorette parties and group celebrations

Few offensive adult gag gifts travel as well as this one — compact, self-explanatory, and rated for any crowd that can take a joke. Pass the Wood Rocket pack around at a bachelorette party and it becomes an instant icebreaker. The material is classic waxy crayon construction, so it is sturdy in transit and looks polished in any gift bag. Store in a cool, dry place before the big reveal and the colors stay clean and vibrant. For couples exploring playful gift ideas together, check out the Couples Pleasure section for more crowd-pleasing picks.

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