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Drunk Asshole Says White Drinking Card Game By Kheper Games

    Drunk Asshole Says Drinking Card Game

    Original price was: $19.99.Current price is: $11.99.

    The drinking game where being the life of the party — and the biggest rule-breaker — earns you bragging rights. Grab your crew and get ready for hours of laughs.

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    Drinking Card Game — Drunk Asshole Says by Kheper Games

    The drinking card game where being the boldest player wins.

    Some nights call for zero manners and maximum laughs. Drunk Asshole Says by Kheper Games is the couples drinking card game that turns personal questions, ruthless rule enforcement, and I Never rounds into a hilarious white-knuckle night. Give it a surprise or just deal in — no long rulebook required.

    Drinking Card Game Features & Specifications

    Everything packed into this adult drinking card game — compact, chaotic, and ready to play in minutes.

    Game Format

    • Fast-moving card-based play
    • No lengthy rulebook needed
    • Jump in within minutes

    Drinking Rounds

    • I Never, Drink If formats
    • Extreme Personal Questions rounds
    • Drink penalties for rule-breakers

    Competitive Play

    • Head-to-head challenge contests
    • Call out rule violations
    • Boldest player earns the title

    Material & Care

    • White card stock construction
    • Wipe spills with a dry cloth
    • Store back in box after play

    Drinking Card Game User Guide & Play Styles

    Game night gift idea — why this couples drinking card game lands every time.

    Picking a gift that actually gets played is tough. This adult drinking card game solves it. The white card deck from Kheper Games is compact enough to tuck into a gift bag, and the rules are self-evident from the first card flip. For couples exploring a fun icebreaker together, the Drink If and I Never rounds reveal things you didn’t know about each other — keep the cards dry and stored in the box between sessions so nothing gets lost before the next round.

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