Dickheads Groom Spread Knife – Black Metal Spreader

Turn your next charcuterie board into the life of the party with this cheeky groom-themed spreader knife. A crowd-pleasing bachelorette centerpiece that doubles as a keepsake.

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Novelty Spreader Knife — Dickheads Groom Spread Knife by Shots

Name: Novelty Spreader Knife for Parties | Discreet Toys
Brand: Shots
SKU: NU-ST-SLI249FLE
Price: 12.99 USD
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The novelty spreader knife that steals the charcuterie board — and every conversation around it.

Fun gifts feel even better when they land with a laugh. This black metal spreader knife by Shots is equal parts functional kitchenware and instant party prop — set it out, step back, and watch the room react. Works beautifully for couples showers, bachelorette spreads, or any gathering that could use a cheeky centerpiece.

Novelty Spreader Knife Features & Specifications

Built from solid metal with a bold black finish, this spreader knife by Shots is designed to actually work — and to turn heads doing it.

Solid Black Metal Build

Sturdy metal construction
Sleek black finish throughout
No flimsy plastic components

Real Spreading Function

Handles soft cheeses and dips
Standard spreader knife shape
Party-ready and fully functional

Conversation Starter Design

Bold novelty styling by Shots
Instant charcuterie centerpiece
Guests will want to take it home

Material & Care

Metal — hand wash, warm soapy water
Dry thoroughly after each use
Avoid prolonged soaking or abrasives

Novelty Spreader Knife User Guide & Play Styles

Why this black metal spreader knife works as a bachelorette or couples shower gift

Picking a gift that gets genuine laughs without landing awkwardly is harder than it sounds. This party spreader knife by Shots hits that sweet spot — it looks like a real kitchen tool (because it is one), ships in a plain brown box, and only reveals its charm when it’s set out on the table. Pair it with a charcuterie board spread for the bachelorette or couples shower crowd and let the metal novelty design do the talking. The black metal material means it photographs well and holds up long after the party ends.

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Dickheads Groom Spread Knife – Black Metal Spreader

Novelty Spreader Knife — Dickheads Groom Spread Knife by Shots

The novelty spreader knife that steals the charcuterie board — and every conversation around it.