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Offensive Crayons 24-Count Adult Gag Gift Set With Irreverent Color Names By Wood Rocket
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    Offensive Crayons by Wood Rocket

    Original price was: $22.99.Current price is: $13.99.

    Ditch the boring crayon box and color outside the lines with 24 hilariously irreverent shades you won’t find in any classroom. A perfect gag gift for the adult who has everything.

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    Offensive Crayons Gift — by Wood Rocket

    The offensive crayons gift that says what everyone is thinking

    Wood Rocket’s Offensive Crayons swap the polite palette of your childhood for 24 blunt, laugh-out-loud shade names — think “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” — packaged in a multi-color set built for adults who’ve outgrown goldenrod. Give a funny adult gift that earns a genuine double-take.

    Offensive Crayons Gift Features & Specifications

    Everything you need to know about this novelty gift set from Wood Rocket.

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    24-Count Crayon Set

    • 24 assorted crayons per box
    • 22–23 genuinely unique shade names
    • Multi-color palette, nothing polite
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    Irreverent Shade Names

    • “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” included
    • “Privilege” — you know who it’s for
    • Blunt, direct, laugh-out-loud labeling
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    Ready-to-Gift Packaging

    • Humor built into the box copy
    • As fun to unwrap as it is to use
    • Perfect white-elephant or desk gift
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    Material & Care

    • Standard wax crayon construction
    • Store in a cool, dry place
    • Keep away from direct sunlight

    Offensive Crayons Gift User Guide & Play Styles

    Why this funny adult gift lands at every party

    Drop this novelty gift set into a white-elephant exchange and watch the room light up. Wood Rocket designed the multi-color box so the humor hits the moment someone reads the label — zero setup required. Store them in a cool, dry spot beforehand so the crayons stay crisp and ready to scandalize. Browse more ideas at our party games shop.

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