Good Dick Attached To A Good Man Shirt – Black
$49.99 Original price was: $49.99.$30.99Current price is: $30.99.
Say it loud, say it proud. This bold cotton tee from Assholes Live Forever delivers a message that speaks for itself — perfect for the woman who knows exactly what she wants.
| Weight | 0.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Women |
| Size: | XL |
| Material | Cotton |
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The black XL statement shirt that says what you’re already thinking.
Some truths deserve a platform. This bold cotton statement shirt from Assholes Live Forever puts your standards front and center — no explanation required. Sized in XL for a relaxed, confident fit, it’s the kind of tee you reach for when you want your outfit to do the talking.
Black XL Statement Shirt Features & Specifications
Here’s what makes this bold message tee a wardrobe staple worth owning.
Pure Cotton Build
- 100% cotton construction
- Soft, breathable all-day wear
- Holds shape wash after wash
Bold Black Finish
- Deep black fabric base
- High-contrast printed lettering
- Message lands every single time
XL Relaxed Fit
- Available in XL sizing
- Easy oversized styling option
- Flattering on a range of figures
Material & Care
- Machine wash cold, like colors
- Tumble dry low or lay flat
- No bleach — protects print life
Gift-Ready Statement
- Ships in discreet plain brown box
- Great standalone or group gift
- No gift wrap needed — shirt IS the message
Assholes Live Forever Brand
- Known for unapologetic graphic tees
- Durable screen-print quality
- Built for real everyday wear
Black XL Statement Shirt User Guide & Play Styles
Styling your black statement tee for a night out with the crew
Pair this cotton statement shirt with high-waisted jeans and ankle boots for an effortlessly bold look. The XL cut gives you room to knot it at the waist for a fitted silhouette or wear it loose over leggings for a laid-back vibe. Either way, the black graphic tee does the heavy lifting — your outfit communicates your standards before you say a word. Clean cotton fabric keeps it comfortable from afternoon into evening without fuss. Browse more bold picks at Her Pleasure or explore the full accessories collection.
Gifting the bold message shirt black that your friend will actually love
This xl graphic tee for women is the kind of gift that gets a genuine reaction — the good kind. It’s specific enough to feel personal and funny enough to become a favorite. The cotton material washes and wears well, so it’s built to last beyond one rotation in the gift pile. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, girls’ trip, or a just-because moment, this black xl statement shirt ships discreetly so the surprise stays intact. Tuck it into a tote or send it solo — it needs no decoration.
More Accessories from Assholes Live Forever
Looking for more bold, expressive pieces? Explore the accessories collection for more statement-ready finds.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

