Eat A Bag Of Dicks Large Vinyl Sticker – Brown
$17.99 Original price was: $17.99.$10.99Current price is: $10.99.
Make a statement with this oversized, waterproof vinyl sticker featuring everyone’s favorite snarky send-off. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, binders, or any surface that needs a little attitude.
| Weight | 0.1 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Wood Rocket |
| Color: | Brown |
| Audience | Couples |
| Features | Waterproof |
| Size: | Large |
| Material | Vinyl |
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The Large Dicks Bag Sticker That Says Exactly What You’re Thinking
Some gifts need no explanation. This large dicks bag sticker from Wood Rocket is printed on durable waterproof brown vinyl — big enough to make a statement, bold enough to mean it. Stick it on a laptop, Yeti tumbler, car bumper, or locker door and let it speak for itself.
Large Dicks Bag Sticker Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this large waterproof vinyl sticker before you slap it somewhere unforgettable.
Waterproof Vinyl
- 100% waterproof vinyl construction
- Rain, splashes, and condensation won’t fade it
- Stays sharp on outdoor surfaces
Large Format Size
- Large size gives the message full impact
- Sized to dominate a laptop lid or bumper
- Bold visual presence wherever applied
Brown Vinyl Finish
- Rich brown vinyl base
- Crisp print that holds contrast
- Designed by Wood Rocket
Material & Care
- Wipe clean with a damp cloth
- Avoid harsh solvents or abrasive scrubbers
- Body-safe vinyl, easy to maintain
Large Dicks Bag Sticker User Guide & Play Styles
Why This Large Vinyl Sticker Works as a Bachelorette or Gag Gift
Looking for something that lands every time? This large novelty sticker from Wood Rocket is a crowd-pleaser at bachelorette parties and white-elephant exchanges alike. The oversized brown vinyl format makes it giftable without being subtle — tuck it in a card, wrap it flat, or hand it over bare. The waterproof vinyl sticker construction means the recipient can actually use it, not just laugh and toss it. For couples looking for something playful to share, browse couples pleasure picks alongside this one. Clean the target surface first, press firmly from center outward, and smooth any air bubbles — application takes about ten seconds and lasts.
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Wood Rocket makes bold, unapologetic novelty items. Browse the full bachelorette and gift-shop lineup for more options that ship discreetly.
⚡ 3-Day Delivery
🎖️ Veteran Owned
🧪 Body-Safe Materials
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
on Orders $69+
Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

