Eat A Bag Of Dicks Large Vinyl Sticker – Brown

Original price was: $17.99.Current price is: $10.99.

Make a statement with this oversized, waterproof vinyl sticker featuring everyone’s favorite snarky send-off. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, binders, or any surface that needs a little attitude.

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Large Dicks Bag Sticker — Eat A Bag Of Dicks Vinyl by Wood Rocket

The Large Dicks Bag Sticker That Says Exactly What You’re Thinking

Some gifts need no explanation. This large dicks bag sticker from Wood Rocket is printed on durable waterproof brown vinyl — big enough to make a statement, bold enough to mean it. Stick it on a laptop, Yeti tumbler, car bumper, or locker door and let it speak for itself.

Large Dicks Bag Sticker Features & Specifications

Everything you need to know about this large waterproof vinyl sticker before you slap it somewhere unforgettable.

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Waterproof Vinyl

  • 100% waterproof vinyl construction
  • Rain, splashes, and condensation won’t fade it
  • Stays sharp on outdoor surfaces
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Large Format Size

  • Large size gives the message full impact
  • Sized to dominate a laptop lid or bumper
  • Bold visual presence wherever applied
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Brown Vinyl Finish

  • Rich brown vinyl base
  • Crisp print that holds contrast
  • Designed by Wood Rocket
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Material & Care

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth
  • Avoid harsh solvents or abrasive scrubbers
  • Body-safe vinyl, easy to maintain

Large Dicks Bag Sticker User Guide & Play Styles

Why This Large Vinyl Sticker Works as a Bachelorette or Gag Gift

Looking for something that lands every time? This large novelty sticker from Wood Rocket is a crowd-pleaser at bachelorette parties and white-elephant exchanges alike. The oversized brown vinyl format makes it giftable without being subtle — tuck it in a card, wrap it flat, or hand it over bare. The waterproof vinyl sticker construction means the recipient can actually use it, not just laugh and toss it. For couples looking for something playful to share, browse couples pleasure picks alongside this one. Clean the target surface first, press firmly from center outward, and smooth any air bubbles — application takes about ten seconds and lasts.

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Wood Rocket makes bold, unapologetic novelty items. Browse the full bachelorette and gift-shop lineup for more options that ship discreetly.

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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.

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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.

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Plain Brown Box

No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.

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