Funny Fuck You Lapel Pin in Black Metal
$30.99 Original price was: $30.99.$17.99Current price is: $17.99.
A boldly worded soft enamel lapel pin that says exactly what you’re thinking — without you having to say a word. The perfect gag gift for the friend who appreciates a little irreverence.
| Weight | 0.2 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 4.5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in |
| Brand: | Wood Rocket |
| Color: | Black |
| Audience | Couples |
| Material | Metal |
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The funny novelty lapel pin that says exactly what you mean.
Sometimes the most honest sentiment fits neatly on a pin. This black metal soft enamel funny novelty lapel pin from Wood Rocket delivers a classic three-word expression with just the right attitude — wearable, giftable, and guaranteed to get a reaction. A little surprise can lead to a lot of laughter.
Funny Novelty Lapel Pin Features & Specifications
Four reasons this black metal Wood Rocket pin earns a spot on your jacket, bag, or gift pile.
Black Metal Build
- Durable black metal construction
- Holds detail through daily wear
- Lightweight and low-profile
Soft Enamel Finish
- Smooth soft enamel color fill
- Lettering pops on black background
- Retains color over time
Secure Pin-Back Clasp
- Standard pin-back closure
- Stays firm on hats, jackets, bags
- Easy on and off
Material & Care
- Wipe clean with a dry cloth
- Avoid prolonged moisture exposure
- Store flat to prevent scratches
Funny Novelty Lapel Pin User Guide & Play Styles
The gag gift lapel pin that skips the wrapping paper.
A black metal lapel pin this blunt needs zero explanation. Stick the Wood Rocket soft enamel novelty pin on a jacket lapel, baseball cap, or tote strap and let it speak for itself. For couples who enjoy a shared sense of humor, it makes an effortless low-key gift — no box, no bow, just instant laughter. Tuck it into a card or drop it on a keychain for a gag gift that actually gets worn. Browse more crowd-pleasing options in our gag gifts shop. The metal build and clean enamel finish mean this funny novelty lapel pin holds up well past the first laugh.
More Novelty Gifts from Wood Rocket
Wood Rocket makes a full line of cheeky pins and novelty accessories worth exploring.
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