Fuck You Asshole Enamel Keychain – Gray
$23.99 Original price was: $23.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
A cheeky butt-plug enamel keychain that doubles as a boldly worded conversation starter. Perfect for gag gifting or clipping to your keys for a daily laugh.
| Weight | 0.2 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 5 × 2.75 × 0.5 in |
| Brand: | Wood Rocket |
| Color: | Gray |
| Audience | Couples |
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The enamel keychain gag gift that lands every time
Some gifts get a polite smile. This gray enamel keychain from Wood Rocket’s Fuck Buddies collection gets the snort-laugh — and that’s the whole point. Clip it, gift it, or toss it in a bag and let it do the talking.
Enamel Keychain Gag Gift Features & Specifications
Hard enamel construction, a bold gray finish, and a sturdy split ring — here’s what makes this novelty keychain hold up to daily use.
Hard Enamel Build
- Durable hard enamel construction
- Glossy sealed surface resists scratching
- Gray colorway stays sharp over time
Sturdy Split Ring
- Solid split ring included
- Clips to keys, bags, or zippers
- Holds secure under daily wear
Ready to Gift
- Ships in a plain brown box
- Works solo or inside a gift bundle
- Instant gag-gift reaction guaranteed
Material & Care
- Wipe clean with a dry or damp cloth
- Avoid prolonged water exposure
- Keep split ring dry to prevent rust
Enamel Keychain Gag Gift User Guide & Play Styles
Gifting this funny keychain: when the reaction is the whole point
The gray enamel keychain is the kind of gift-bag insert that stops the room. Drop it in with a candle, a bottle of wine, or anything from the gag gifts collection and the whole bundle levels up instantly. Wood Rocket designed this piece to be clean enough to carry everywhere but bold enough to get a double-take. Because it ships in a plain brown box with discreet billing, you can mail it directly to the recipient and keep the surprise intact — they won’t see it coming until they open it. Hard enamel material means it looks just as sharp on arrival as it did on screen.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
It’s only freaky the first time.
Free Shipping
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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

