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    Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks 4gram Bag

    Original price was: $15.99.Current price is: $8.99.

    candy flavored condoms meets holiday humor in this festive 4-gram candy bag from Little Genie. Sweet, playful, and completely body-safe — it doubles as a hilarious gag gift or a genuinely fun flavored lube for couples. Ships fast in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated. Your secret is safe with us.

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    Suck a Bag of St Nicks Dicks — Holiday Candy by Little Genie

    The holiday gag gift nobody expected — and everyone will remember

    Private essentials make intimate moments smoother, easier, and more enjoyable — and sometimes that means a little festive humor. Suck a Bag of St Nicks Dicks is the playful, share-worthy holiday candy that turns any party into a memorable laugh. No experience required: this beginner-friendly treat from Little Genie is easy to gift, easy to unwrap, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

    Suck a Bag of St Nicks Dicks Features & Specifications

    Everything you need to know about this hilarious holiday candy bag from Little Genie.

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    Phallic Holiday Candy

    • Sugary, phallic-shaped candy pieces
    • Multi-color festive fun
    • Instant icebreaker at any party
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    Gift-Ready Packaging

    • 4-gram bag, compact and share-ready
    • Perfect surprise for stocking stuffers
    • Budget-friendly holiday novelty
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    Laugh-Out-Loud Novelty

    • Designed for festive laughs and blushes
    • Great for white elephant or gag exchanges
    • X-rated candy with playful holiday cheer
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    Material & Care

    • Edible sugar candy — food-safe ingredients
    • Store in a cool, dry place
    • Keep sealed until gifting or sharing

    Suck a Bag of St Nicks Dicks User Guide & Play Styles

    The easiest gag gift for couples trying something playful this holiday season

    If you and your partner are curious about adding a little naughty fun to your holidays, suck a bag of st nicks dicks is about as low-barrier as it gets. Think of it as edible holiday mischief — somewhere between the best edible lube stocking stuffer and a classic x-rated candy moment. Little Genie designed this for couples exploring festive fun together for the first time: no setup, no instructions, just open, share, and laugh. It travels well too — toss it in a bag for a holiday party or a weekend trip. For more ideas on weaving playful wellness finds into your routine, check out our Wellness pillar guide. Browse the full Edibles collection for more fun finds.

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    Last updated · May 20, 2026

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