Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2lb

Original price was: $29.99.Current price is: $17.99.

Edible lube fans and party lovers, meet your new favorite gag gift: a giant 2lb jar of sour dick-shaped candy from Little Genie. Perfect for bachelorette parties, holiday gift exchanges, or just because life is short. Ships fast in a plain brown box. Your secret is safe with us — veteran-owned and operated.

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Eat Jar Sour Dicks — 2lb Sour Candy by Little Genie

The gag gift that delivers — eat jar sour dicks and watch the reactions roll in.

Sometimes the right essentials can make all the difference — and when that essential is two full pounds of fruit-flavored sour candy shaped like tiny phalluses, the difference is pure comedic gold. Little Genie’s Eat Jar Sour Dicks is an easy, no-experience-needed edible treat that anyone can enjoy, share, or gift without a second thought.

Eat Jar Sour Dicks Features & Specifications

Two pounds of fruit-flavored fun packed into an easy-grip jar — here's everything this Little Genie gag-gift classic brings to the table.

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Massive 2-Pound Jar

  • Full 2 lbs of sour candy
  • Easy-grip jar, resealable
  • Enough to share generously
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Instant Gag-Gift Ready

  • No setup or assembly needed
  • Arrives ready to gift or display
  • Perfect first-time novelty pick
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Fruit-Flavored Sour Candy

  • Bold, puckering sour fruit flavor
  • Phallus-shaped novelty pieces
  • Great for candy dishes or trail mix
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Travel & Party Friendly

  • Compact jar travels easily
  • Great for office pranks or parties
  • Lightweight, no batteries needed
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Couples First-Time Fun

  • Low-barrier, judgment-free humor
  • Easy conversation starter
  • Budget-friendly couples treat
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Material & Care

  • Food-grade edible candy pieces
  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Reseal jar after each use

Eat Jar Sour Dicks User Guide & Play Styles

The easiest gag gift you’ll ever give — no experience required.

If you’ve never ventured into novelty edibles before, eat jar sour dicks is about as beginner-friendly as it gets. No technique, no instructions, no awkward learning curve — just open the jar and let the fruit-flavored chaos begin. Set it out at a party, drop it on a coworker’s desk, or sneak it into trail mix for an unforgettable reaction. These food-grade, edible candy pieces store easily in a cool, dry place between uses. For a wider look at everyday wellness and sexual enhancement picks, explore the Wellness pillar guide.

Gifting edible candy for couples, office pranks, and beyond.

Whether you’re shopping for a couples first-time laugh or hunting for the best edible gag gift at a budget-friendly price, Little Genie delivers. This jar of sour dicks candy fits neatly in a travel bag, a gift basket, or a pantry shelf for whenever an unexpected jerk drops by. Browse more novelty edibles in our Edibles collection or check out the full Sexual Enhancement lineup for more easy, everyday wellness fun.

More Edibles & Novelty Candy from Little Genie

If eat jar sour dicks hit the spot, explore more novelty edibles and sexual enhancement treats from Little Genie in our Wellness Shop.

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Last updated · May 20, 2026

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