Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2lb
$29.99 Original price was: $29.99.$17.99Current price is: $17.99.
Edible lube fans and party lovers, meet your new favorite gag gift: a giant 2lb jar of sour dick-shaped candy from Little Genie. Perfect for bachelorette parties, holiday gift exchanges, or just because life is short. Ships fast in a plain brown box. Your secret is safe with us — veteran-owned and operated.
| Weight | 1.75 oz |
|---|---|
| Brand: | Little Genie |
In stock
The gag gift that delivers — eat jar sour dicks and watch the reactions roll in.
Sometimes the right essentials can make all the difference — and when that essential is two full pounds of fruit-flavored sour candy shaped like tiny phalluses, the difference is pure comedic gold. Little Genie’s Eat Jar Sour Dicks is an easy, no-experience-needed edible treat that anyone can enjoy, share, or gift without a second thought.
Eat Jar Sour Dicks Features & Specifications
Two pounds of fruit-flavored fun packed into an easy-grip jar — here's everything this Little Genie gag-gift classic brings to the table.
Massive 2-Pound Jar
- Full 2 lbs of sour candy
- Easy-grip jar, resealable
- Enough to share generously
Instant Gag-Gift Ready
- No setup or assembly needed
- Arrives ready to gift or display
- Perfect first-time novelty pick
Fruit-Flavored Sour Candy
- Bold, puckering sour fruit flavor
- Phallus-shaped novelty pieces
- Great for candy dishes or trail mix
Travel & Party Friendly
- Compact jar travels easily
- Great for office pranks or parties
- Lightweight, no batteries needed
Couples First-Time Fun
- Low-barrier, judgment-free humor
- Easy conversation starter
- Budget-friendly couples treat
Material & Care
- Food-grade edible candy pieces
- Store in a cool, dry place
- Reseal jar after each use
Eat Jar Sour Dicks User Guide & Play Styles
The easiest gag gift you’ll ever give — no experience required.
If you’ve never ventured into novelty edibles before, eat jar sour dicks is about as beginner-friendly as it gets. No technique, no instructions, no awkward learning curve — just open the jar and let the fruit-flavored chaos begin. Set it out at a party, drop it on a coworker’s desk, or sneak it into trail mix for an unforgettable reaction. These food-grade, edible candy pieces store easily in a cool, dry place between uses. For a wider look at everyday wellness and sexual enhancement picks, explore the Wellness pillar guide.
Gifting edible candy for couples, office pranks, and beyond.
Whether you’re shopping for a couples first-time laugh or hunting for the best edible gag gift at a budget-friendly price, Little Genie delivers. This jar of sour dicks candy fits neatly in a travel bag, a gift basket, or a pantry shelf for whenever an unexpected jerk drops by. Browse more novelty edibles in our Edibles collection or check out the full Sexual Enhancement lineup for more easy, everyday wellness fun.
More Edibles & Novelty Candy from Little Genie
If eat jar sour dicks hit the spot, explore more novelty edibles and sexual enhancement treats from Little Genie in our Wellness Shop.
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Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
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Or any product with a HOT label — automatic free shipping, no code needed. Plain brown box. Discreet billing. Delivered in 3 business days via USPS Priority.
Plain Brown Box
No logos, no graphics, no product names on the outside. Looks like any other package.
Discreet Billing
Our business name — not "Discreet Toys" — appears on your card statement.
3-Day Delivery
USPS Priority Mail. Tracking number emailed the moment it leaves our warehouse.
How Your Order Arrives
Order Placed
Checkout in under 60 seconds
Packed Discreetly
Plain box, no markings
USPS Priority
Tracking emailed to you
At Your Door
3 business days, average
Veteran-Owned & Operated
Every order packed by our small team in Tampa, FL. Your privacy is our priority — from checkout to doorstep. It's only freaky the first time.

