Glitterati Disco Penis 3 Foot Mylar Balloon
$23.99 Original price was: $23.99.$13.99Current price is: $13.99.
Adult sex gag gifts just leveled up. The Glitterati Disco Penis Balloon from Little Genie is a shimmering, three-foot mylar statement piece perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or any celebration that calls for a little extra sparkle. Ships in a plain, unmarked box. Veteran-owned and operated — your secret is safe with us.
| Weight | 0.05 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 3 in |
| Brand: | Little Genie |
| Color: | Clear |
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A little surprise can lead to a lot of excitement — and this glitterati disco penis delivers both in three dazzling feet.
Leave the standard party decorations at home. The Little Genie glitterati disco penis balloon is a 3-foot Mylar showstopper built for bachelorette parties that refuse to be forgettable. Fill it with air for a bold room centerpiece, or take it to your local party store for helium and watch it float into legendary group-play territory. One balloon. Maximum laughs.
Glitterati Disco Penis Features & Specifications
Everything you need to know about this budget-friendly, larger-than-life bachelorette party balloon from Little Genie.
Disco Sparkle Finish
- Dazzling disco sparkle all over
- Unmistakable, eye-catching design
- Guarantees laughs and conversation
3-Foot Mylar Size
- Larger-than-life 3 ft statement piece
- Mylar holds shape and sheen
- Visible from across the room
Gift-Ready & Budget-Friendly
- Budget price point, big impact
- Ships flat, easy to gift-wrap
- Perfect surprise for the bride-to-be
Two Inflation Options
- Includes handy straw for air inflation
- Helium-compatible at party stores
- Floats for a floating display
Complete Package Included
- One balloon per package
- Straw included for easy inflation
- No extra accessories needed
Material & Care
- Durable Mylar construction
- Wipe clean with a dry cloth
- Store deflated in a cool, dry place
Glitterati Disco Penis User Guide & Play Styles
Why the glitterati disco penis is the ultimate bachelorette party icebreaker
Try something completely different for the bachelorette bash — because nothing breaks the ice faster than a three-foot disco penis floating above the party. The glitterati disco penis is designed for couples first-time event planners and explore-minded hosts who want a memorable centerpiece, not another generic decoration. Inflate with the included straw and prop it up, or go helium for full group-play energy when it drifts overhead. The dazzling disco sparkle keeps everyone talking all night. For more fun ideas around the celebration, browse our adult gift guide.
Gifting this balloon: making bachelorette party sex fun legendary
A playful gift that lands every time. Tuck the Little Genie glitterati disco penis balloon into a gift bag alongside other bachelorette picks for a gift set that screams fun and personal wellness humor. The Mylar material stays vibrant for photos, and the budget-friendly price means you can double up — one for décor, one as the party favor. It’s the kind of surprise that makes bachelorette party sex stories worth telling. Pair it with picks from the Party Games section for a complete party package.
More Bachelorette Fun from the Gift Shop
Keep the party going with more novelty picks, party games, and gift-ready surprises from the bachelorette collection at Discreet Toys.
Discreet Toys is veteran-owned and operated. Every order ships in a plain brown box with a discreet billing descriptor — your privacy is the priority from checkout to doorstep. Questions about your order? Our returns & refund policy covers the details. Free shipping on orders $69 or more.
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Last updated · May 20, 2026
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