Hip to Be Square – Black

Original price was: $52.99.Current price is: $32.99.

Prostate simulator seekers, meet your match. The Hip to Be Square delivers 10 vibration speeds, body-safe silicone, and a bold square-shaft design built for targeted internal stimulation. Rechargeable, waterproof, and latex-free — this black silicone prostate massager ships discreetly from a veteran-owned store that keeps your business your business.

Weight0.3 oz
Dimensions6.15 × 1.58 × 1 in
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UPC844477022871
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Hip to Be Square — Black Vibrating Anal Plug by Evolved Novelties

Hip to Be Square: the vibrating anal plug that rewards experience

You’re past the basics — now it’s time for a vibrating anal plug that keeps up. The Hip to Be Square from Evolved Novelties pairs a tapered, textured silicone shaft with a powerful 10-speed motor so you can start slow, stay comfortable, and have fun with it at every intensity level. The ergonomic square base sits solidly in hand and holds firm during wear, putting full control exactly where it belongs.

Hip to Be Square Features & Specifications

Everything packed into this rechargeable waterproof anal plug — from the tapered tip to the LED-lit control button — is built to deliver.

10-Speed Vibrating Power

  • 10 speeds and patterns, one button
  • Powerful motor seated in the shaft
  • LED lights up during use
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Ergonomic Square Base

  • Flat square base for secure grip
  • Stay-put fit during wear
  • Easy single-button access
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Tapered Textured Shaft

  • 3.75″ insertable, tapered for comfort
  • Textured surface for added sensation
  • Gradual taper eases fit naturally
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USB Rechargeable

  • USB cable included, no batteries needed
  • Rechargeable for consistent power
  • Multi-function control, multi-speed range
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Waterproof & Submersible

  • Fully waterproof for shower or bath
  • Easy rinse-clean after every session
  • Smooth silicone resists moisture
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Material & Care

  • Body-safe silicone — phthalate-free, latex free
  • Wash with warm water and toy cleaner
  • Store dry in a clean pouch

Hip to Be Square User Guide & Play Styles

Stepping up: getting the most from 10 vibration modes

If you’ve already explored a basic anal plug, the Hip to Be Square is the natural next move. Ten distinct speeds and patterns let you cycle through intensity with a single button tap — no fumbling, no interruptions. The tapered silicone shaft eases in smoothly, and the gradual swell before the stem gives you a satisfying sense of fit that a flat, featureless plug simply can’t match. For a broader look at technique and toy pairing, the Backdoor Pleasure pillar guide covers everything from warm-up to advanced play. The phthalate-free silicone keeps cleanup simple — rinse with warm water after every session.

Wearing the Hip to Be Square: comfort, control, and best first time anal prep

The square base is the design detail that sets this vibrating anal plug apart. It holds firm against the body rather than shifting during movement, which matters when you’re exploring first time anal comfort at higher vibration intensities. The ergonomic grip means you can adjust speed mid-session without losing your place. Browse the full range of vibrating anal plugs to compare sizes, or check out all anal plugs in the Backdoor Shop if you’re weighing options. Black colorway aside, what really defines this Evolved Novelties model is its balance of comfort and capable, multi-speed output.

More Vibrating Anal Plugs from Evolved Novelties

Explore the full Evolved Novelties lineup and discover more waterproof, rechargeable options across every size and intensity range in our Backdoor Shop.

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Last updated · May 18, 2026

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