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Drunk Santa Says Naughty Holiday Drinking Card Game By Kheper Games
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    Drunk Santa Says

    Original price was: $21.99.Current price is: $12.99.

    Adult novelty shop fans, meet your new holiday staple. Drunk Santa Says is the naughty drinking card game that turns any holiday gathering into an unforgettable night. Fifty-three cards, zero filters, and endless laughs — from Kheper Games, shipped discreetly by a veteran-owned and operated store that keeps your secret safe.

    Weight0.2 oz
    Dimensions1 × 1 × 1 in
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    UPC825156109182
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    Drunk Santa Says — Holiday Drinking Card Game by Kheper Games

    Give something playful, memorable, and laugh-out-loud fun this holiday season.

    Drunk Santa Says is the naughty holiday drinking card game from Kheper Games that turns your next couples night or group gathering into an unforgettable shared adventure. With 53 poker-sized cards and simple rules, it is the gift-ready icebreaker that breaks the ice and keeps everyone laughing.

    Drunk Santa Says Features & Specifications

    Everything you need to know about this holiday adult card game before you gift it or play it.

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    What's in the Box

    • 53 poker-sized illustrated cards
    • Full rules included
    • Gift-ready out of the box
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    How the Game Works

    • Compete while Mrs. Claus judges
    • Mistletoe, Coal, and Evil Elf cards
    • Fun for couples and groups alike
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    Perfect Gift Match

    • Budget-friendly surprise for couples
    • Great for group play and parties
    • Memorable holiday icebreaker gift
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    Material & Care

    • Standard card stock — keep dry
    • Store in original box when not in use
    • No cleaning required between plays

    Drunk Santa Says User Guide & Play Styles

    A shared laugh is the best gift you can give this season.

    Drunk Santa Says was designed for couples exploring playful fun together and groups ready to share a laugh. Deal the cards, follow the holiday drinking card game rules, and let Vixen, Rudolph, and an Evil Elf card decide whose past-year misdeeds take center stage. The body-safe card stock keeps the fun clean and replayable — just store the deck back in its box after the party. Whether you’re shopping for a couples first time holiday night in or a group play gathering, this Kheper Games adult card game lands as a stress-free, laugh-out-loud hit. Browse our adult gift guide for more playful gift ideas, or shop all adult cards games in the gift shop.

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    Last updated · May 20, 2026

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